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PLEASE READ IT VERY CAREFULLY!
Thank you for becoming a valued client (the “Client”) of COACH GREG INC. which also carries on business under the names Coach Greg, Greg Doucette, Chef Greg, and GD.
You, the Client, are aware of the benefits but also the risks, hazards, and dangers associated with participating in physical training, fitness, exercise programs, coaching, powerlifting, bodybuilding, performance sports, diet planning, supplement planning, and any other related activity provided by COACH GREG INC. (collectively, the “Activities”).
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To the full extent permitted by law, COACH GREG INC. does not warrant that the Activities will meet your needs, requirements, or expectations. The entire risk as to the quality, performance, and effectiveness of the Activities is solely with you, the Client.
You should always consult with a physician, or other health or medical professional, before starting any training, fitness, performance, diet, supplement, or exercise program, and before participating in any of the Activities. COACH GREG INC. is not responsible if you fail to do so.
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REGARDLESS OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES, THE MAXIMUM TOTAL LIABILITY OF COACH GREG INC. TO CLIENT (OR ANYONE CLAIMING THROUGH CLIENT) ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THE ACTIVITIES SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE TOTAL AMOUNT PAID BY CLIENT TO COACH GREG INC. FOR THE ACTIVITIES.
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“It has hundreds of delicious, fun recipes that you can eat your whole life and maintain a lean body and not suffer through one of your standard broccoli and fish diets. From pancakes to hamburgers to cookies, you can eat just about anything with this cookbook. This was a great purchase that in reality is worth a million dollars”
NO-BRAINER RECIPES and ABSOLUTELY A-ZEERRROOOO EXCUSES
Quick and Easy Recipes
Whip up breakfasts, lunches, desserts, snacks, and dinners in ZEERRROOO time with ZEERRROOO cooking skills! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GORDON RAMSEY TO COOK MY RECIPES!
It’s easier to TRAIN HARDER than last time if you have BETTER FUEL. YOU STILL HAVE TO PUT THE FORK DOWN. BUT THESE RECIPES MAKE IT EASY!
It’s time to stop being OBESE and commit to getting the PHYSIQUE, ENERGY, and LIFESTYLE you’re craving. YOU STILL HAVE TO DO THE WORK, BUT NOW YOU HAVE ZEERRROOOO excuses!
You’re smart enough to ALMOST buy my cookbook, NOW BE REALLY SMART BY ACTUALLY BUYING IT!!!
I turned my FAVORITE FOODS into HEALTHY FOODS.
You know why you eat unhealthy food? BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD!!! It’s not your fault you like FOOD THAT TASTES GOOD!!!
That’s why this cookbook has the pizza, burgers, wraps, and cookies that YOU LOVE but with NONE OF THE EXTRA CALORIES YOU DON'T NEED.
NEVER, EVER eat boring chicken and broccoli!!
I don’t eat boring and bland chicken, broccoli, and rice. Instead, I found 100+ ways to squeeze better taste out of fewer calories.
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE VEGAN, VEGETARIAN, CELIAC, A CIRCLE, A SQUARE, OR SOMETHING I HAVEN’T HEARD OF YET—THERE ARE RECIPES FOR YOU!!!
BONUS STUFF, because YOU'LL NEED IT!
In addition to 100+ pages filled with simple recipes, you’ll also get access to a full list of FAQs with questions that I CONSTANTLY GET FROM CLIENTS! You’ll feel like I’M CALLING YOU A MORON!
You’ll also get calorie and protein, carb, fiber, and fat information for each recipe (even though I think people who count macros are MORONS), indexes and references for nutrients, special ingredients, and serving sizes.
This cookbook is LEGIT! It changes lives!
The proof is in the protein pudding!!
LOOK AT ALL OF THESE DMS, COMMENTS, AND MESSAGES I GET ALL THE TIME.
"I'm a service provider company. I chemically clean roofs and exteriors for a living. Customers talk to me more and take me much more seriously too. I feel my business has drastically improved as we have residential booked 5 weeks out. I never run out of energy now and just feel so good. My whole life has changed and still is changing.
One awesome thing about your knowledge and cookbook is now that I understand how all this stuff works, I have made lots of variations and meals for fun and some turn out and some don't but it's super easy to understand your limitations when you're properly educated.
I’m happier then [sic] shit and life is great, the best part is I didn’t suffer at all thanks to your information and knowledge. Your cookbook is Fricken Amazing. It was a lifestyle change for me."
Richard, 54lbs of weight loss in 16 weeks
I have NO IDEA how you could POSSIBLY still be on the fence about the value of my cookbook. But if you are, WATCH THIS REVIEW of my cookbook by The Iron Musket.
YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!!!
Buy BOTH of my books to make a BIGGER CHANGE!
I can only solve certain problems by helping you EAT BETTER
…and I can only solve certain problems by helping you WORK OUT BETTER.
But if you let me do both?!
I CAN CHANGE YOUR WHOLE LIFE!
WHAT YOU EAT AND WHAT YOU DO WITH IT ARE EVERYTHING!
HAVE YOUR PROTEIN LAVA CAKE AND EAT IT TOO!
"It’s 2020 and people still believe you can’t diet down all while still enjoying food you actually like."
About Coach Greg
A lifetime of bodybuilding and two decades of coaching require that I have SUSTAINABLE ways to stay in shape. I care about staying in shape for LIFE!
Over the years, I have developed 100+ simple, easy recipes that taste great and are EXTREMELY FILLING that you need to sustain a healthy lifestyle and achieve your best physique.
IT’S TRUE - abs are made in the kitchen, and this is how to do it as easily as possible. It’s the stuff I eat every day. It should be the stuff you eat every day.
Yes, this is actually how I eat every day.
Frequently Asked Questions
When do I get the book?
When you purchase the book, a link will be sent to you which you can click on to receive instant access via digital PDF document. The Ultimate Anabolic Cookbook is an eBook which means you will get it delivered to your email instantaneously!
Is this an eBook or a physical book?
There is not a single photo of a regular-looking book on this page... WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A PHYSICAL BOOK? It is an EBOOK! You will receive a DOWNLOAD LINK IMMEDIATELY after purchase.
Why is your cookbook so expensive?
The recipes are delicious, high-volume low-calorie dense foods. If you eat them you will feel FULL and SATIATED, which will make it EASY to stick to your diet plan. This is how I eat every day and stay lean year-round. I never feel like I'm depriving myself because I get to enjoy my FAVORITE foods. THERE IS NO OTHER COOKBOOK LIKE THIS! I also give out these recipes to all of my diet clients.
I’m a vegan/vegetarian/gluten-free/dairy-free. How many of these recipes will I be able to enjoy?
There are plenty of vegetarian / gluten-free / dairy-free / vegan recipes. Plus I give instructions on how to make substitutions in the detailed FAQ.
I’m morbidly obese, and unable to exercise. Will these recipes work for me?
No matter what your weight, or even your sex or age, or if you're a Circle or Square, or something I haven't heard of yet, these recipes will help you improve your life!
I don’t like rice/pasta/bread/a specific food. Is The Ultimate Anabolic Cookbook still going to be relevant for me?
The Ultimate Anabolic Cookbook includes recipes made from all kinds of foods, so if you don’t like a specific food, rest assured there will be dozens of other recipes that you will enjoy!
What if I live in another country outside of the US or Canada and cannot find the ingredients?
I coach people from all over the world who use these recipes. Trust me, you’ll be fine (and I’m right 99.999% of the time)! Plus, here are detailed instructions on how to make substitutions based on what you have available as well as what you are allergic to slash your dietary preferences, etc.
Are there refunds?
NO, AND YOU WILL NOT NEED ONE. I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL BE SATISFIED AND GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH. THIS IS AN INVESTMENT IN YOURSELF!!